Sister married on the right….cousin engaged on the left.
Posted 22 hours ago
my mini-me mangostreetkid and my internet soul mate currentsingleladyfuturecatlady have the same birthday. there must be something magical about today.
Posted 1 day ago
Today I saw a chubby little baby playing fetch with a fluffy puppy Australian shepherd and my ovaries nearly exploded.
Posted 1 day ago
When I’m on a date and the guy asks me what I like to do
I’m just like…
Posted 4 days ago
you know you are a spinster when you are stoked about your first day off because you finally have time to bake a cake and clean your room.
Posted 6 days ago
Watching romantic movies with my older sister’s friends for ladies night
they’re just like…
and then there’s me just like…
Posted 6 days ago
thexcharismaticxphilosopher said: Oh my goodness. So sad! I’m with ya. My senior prom “date” didnt want to match with me for some odd reason, and we took a free professional picture. When I was editing photos to put on disc, I saw he took pics with 12 other girls!
YUP been there too! My junior year winterball date insisted we go just as friends….and then when we went to the after party he made out with someone else..who to this day is still his girlfriend lol
Posted 6 days ago
Post Grad 5 Year Goals
When I graduated high school I sent myself a letter with all the goals I would hope to achieve in the next 5 years. Well I received that letter yesterday and needless to say I did not accomplish any of them. I graduated College yesterday, so it’s time for a new 5 year goal list.
- Cowrite a book or become the next Amy & Tina duo with my internet soulmate CurrentSingleLadyFutureCatLady.
- Have a booty shaking close up in one of the street race scenes in Fast & Furious 11.
- Not adopt a cat.
- Own a pair of yellow crocs.
- Discover a way to make money without having a real job.
- Stay up past 10:30 even if Mad Men isn’t on.
- Go on at least one date.
Posted 6 days ago
Spinster blogger problem #1389047
I can’t figure out how to reblog my own posts and no one else will.
Posted 6 days ago
While in the moment of thinking about high school, I thought you all might enjoy this perfect picture. My freshman year of high school (2004) , the first high school dance that I went to. I had a massive crush on this guy so I asked him to take a picture with me. I was super stoked about it too, then I got it developed and realized the girl he was into was hugging him in the picture that I was hoping to have with him.
Classic.
Posted 6 days ago
all the kids at work are having me sign their yearbooks. made me think of my personal favorite yearbook picture. (yes I posted this last year, but tumblr wouldn’t let me reblog myself!)
Junior year of high school. I don’t wear glasses, those are clark kent glasses that I got at the costume shop.
Welcome to Kara's Spinster Stories. Hi. I'm Kara. I'm 23 years old and have come to fully accept my fate to be a lonely old spinster. My friends are already calling me "auntie Kara." I'm Auntie Kara because that's what their kids will call me. I will be that crazy old lady who makes strange crafts all over the outside of my house. Kids in the neighborhood will be scared of me and start rumors that I'm some old lesbian with a basement full of snakes. If you are my neighbor, I'm sorry, I will probably lower the value of your home. My friends will invite me over on holidays and their kids will call me "auntie" even though we are not related. I will bring home a new dog or cat every week...but not a cute one, one no one wants. I will teach an art class on wednesday nights at the local adult school, and my class will be called "replacing sex with painting." Anyways this is the direction that my life is heading, so I'm starting this blog to either help other spinsters feel less alone, or if you are just a normal person having a bad day...My hope is to make you laugh.
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